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Notes From the Expo: File This New Product Under Huh?

Spun Activated Water-No Snake Oil Added 

We’ve seen plenty of products that leave us wondering why people do the things they do (manufacturers and consumers both) and this new water leaves us speechless.

So instead of our normal witty and insightful commentary we’ll just quote from the bottle.

“Our propietary process of altering and activating the state of water by combining ultra-filtration with ionic magnetics and a high speed spinning Vortex, seconds before bottling, results in a water with superior hydration fueling the body.”

Blame Penta Water’s success for this, um, shall we say spin-off, but somehow we think their claims seem downright believable compared to this one. Plus we have to admit Penta tastes real good.

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