Andrea Linton, Natural Products Manager for Crown Prince, emailed me from up the road in Petaluma (once the chicken capital of the west coast and now more precious and pricier than platinum) with this sterling entry to our contest to name the real meaning behind the initials FDA.
Here regal answer was: FIRMLY DEMENTED ATAGONISTS.
Thanks too all who entered. Andrea, if they seize any products in retaliation, let us know. If you only have one phone call from the jail, have your lawyer call us instead.
