In a unique effort to create “less mucus and less worry in the world” the Raw Milk Manufacturers of America announced that they would begin posting pictures of Missing Inner Children on their glass bottles beginning this summer.
The new effort is the result of a nearly two year lobbying campaign led by beloved actress and new-age activist Suzanne Somers.
When asked for details of what the images on the bottles would look like NBN was told to “close your eyes and go back to a time when you were happy and carefree.”