Overheard at the Expo:
“Sucralose, that’s what you use to clean your swimming pools too,” said an unnamed whole grain sales rep, pointing at the Dr. Atkins both. I don’t know what she meant, but as satire I like it.
“Avalon is right next to Hauschka. Like People Magazine next to the New Yorker, huh.”
“As goes Wolfgang Puck, so goes Rick Bayles,” in respones to seeing Frontera Foods new line of pizzas.
“Amy’s Kitchen is the only food here to eat. I just go right down the booth and fill up. No worries about bad food combining or indigestion either. The stuff is great.”