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Hollywood Squares Major Influencer, Says Pew Research Study, Last of the Boomers, What Went Wrong?

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The Pew Research Center recently announced the major conclusion’s from its just published cross-cultural, demographic hagio-analytic report: Last of the Boomers, What Went Wrong? 

Among the studies most surprising findings is the conclusion that four leading macro-cultural events can be identified as primary factors in “creating the generation that has wrought economic and spiritual malaise like a cover of smog and acid rain over the American dream.”

These four factors, presented with equal causative weight, are according to Pew:

  1. The discovery that stars on Hollywood Squares were actually prompted before the show about the questions they would receive and their hysterical, seemingly off-the-cuff replies were in fact well rehearsed.
  2. The introduction of the Princess Phone which freed people talking on the phone from being rendered nearly stationary by large rotary dial or wall mounted devices.
  3. The cruel discovery that unlike the early promises of this technological revolution, CD’s do scratch nearly as easily as LP albums.
  4. Their growing love for falafel, hummus and baba gannoush that occurred around the same time as the September 11 bombings.

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